Weeknews Magazine sends Mr. Fitzmaurice and Miss Magruder to CONTROL in order to write a profile of the agency. A toupee-wearing chief sends Mr. Fitzmaurice work with Max and Miss Magruder with 99, hoping a good story will mean more funds for the agency. However, KAOS becomes aware of the story and they set up booby-traps to make Max look inept and stupid. The story gets even worse when the foreign minister they're assigned to protect is drugged, despite extensive protection. The protection for the foreign minister is incredible and one of the great bits of Smartania. To get to the foreign minister you have false door 822A, false room, false foreign minister, and a false window. That opens onto false corridor B, false elevator, false maid, and false room 822. That leads to false room A, false foreign minister B, and false window C. That opens onto false corridor C, false elevator 2, false maid B, and false room 822B. In fact, it's an entire false 8th floor!