KAOS Agent Bohrman is carrying their new code book strapped to his chest and Max is assigned to replace it with a fake code book. Unfortunately, Bohrman is a beautiful woman and Max can't bring himself to untape the book from her chest. Now, Max must break into the plantation of Colonel Kyle K. Kirby and retrieve the book. To help him, CONTROL springs three convicts from prison and promises them freedom if they help in the robbery. Max trains them into an effective team. Okay, would you believe a slightly competent team? They then break into Kirby's mansion, all the while Max is receiving updates on 99's labor pains on his wristwatch phone.

This episode is a parody of The Dirty Dozen.