The BaHa Brothers Unauthorized Biography

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Winslow BaHa lll
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Flawless F.
Cape Cod Bureau Chef-

As requested, I have been digging up the dirt on the musical group known as the BaHa Brothers... the group itself is no help, the piano player says they are from Scotland, while the sax player swears they are from Saginaw, Michigan... however,by piecing together newspaper accounts and the scribbling on the back of cocktail napkins, I was able to compile the following unauthorized report...

The BaHa Brothers were born and raised in Barbados. Their biological parents soon realized that they could not keep up with the enormous food, liquor, and 1 - 900 phone bills that the five boys incurred. They were therefore split up and sold to various Massachusetts couples for as much as $25.00. Incidentally, their sixth brother, Winslow, was kept by their biological parents and is now president of Amway International. The five boys all grew up to be musicians (or reasonable facsimiles) and played separately and together in various bands throughout New England.

In the early 90's, finding themselves far from home and far from talented, they formed a summertime, Jimmy Buffett, frat-party-gone-amuck band that could bring their tequila-soaked beach music to the masses.

All of the boys sing lead and harmony, leading to a vocal sound which one veteran Boston musician described as "bogus". No, really, they are known for their vocals which they supply to every arrangement as well as the friendship and fun which follows them wherever they go.


Bill: - Keyboards, vocals -
Mike Love look-alike... Has Marketing degree and an accordion...50's and Beach Boys aficionado... Does all the musical arranging...Expert mimic.

Pete: - Saxophone, vocals -
Always an audience favorite and the Life of the Party... Great sax soloist...In charge of keeping everything light and fun...Well known practical jokester.

Jay: - Bass, vocals -
The Big Guy...Makes voice go real high and real low...On (and off) stage foil for older brothers... alleged ties to the "Funky Bunch"... Makes up lies for print media.

Johnny: - Drums, vocals -
A Key West Legend... Gets to sit down all night...Will solo on Bill's accordion on special occasions ... Knows how electricity works.

Steve: - Guitar, vocals -
Reformed solo artist...Will answer to the moniker "Scuba"... Performed on Community Auditions as a young man...Has got some things to do now.